Ode to my boobs (extended version)
Swing low, dear tits o’ mine You pillowy puffs, you chesty bum Ten times a day my lass has dined And now thou art level with my tum. Swing low, […]
Swing low, dear tits o’ mine You pillowy puffs, you chesty bum Ten times a day my lass has dined And now thou art level with my tum. Swing low, […]
Around the time Magoo was born, I grew an ear in the middle of my forehead. It’s pretty useless most of the time, except at a-quarter-to-sparrow’s-fart when she wakes up […]
On the 1st day of Christmas My baby gave to me: A trip to Emergency On the 2nd day of Christmas My kiddy gave to me: 2 boobs-a-leaking and a […]
Swing low dear tits o’ mine You pillowy puffs, you chesty bum Ten times a day my lass has dined And now thou art level with my tum. Swing low […]